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Drinkin’ and Puckin’

 

 

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Turns of Pitch and Toss Try your hand at ladder golf and washers—that is, if you have the balls and can take the taunting

Co-worker’s Britishisms Wearing Thin Woman spends week in England, almost hit by ‘lorry’

They’re an American Band Memphis rockers Lucero take to the road and go for broke

Casual Dalliances Would-be one-offs Tres Chicas and The Little Willies yield offhand epiphanies

Fu’s Gold Culinary couple offer an array of delights in their cozy—and overlooked—downtown restaurant

Independents’ Day

Triumph of the Grill An idiot’s guide (trust us) to outdoor cooking

 

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Hmmm, maybe a new mower. I could cut the grass myself this year. Pedro has always done a fine job with his push mower, but I hear there are a lot of illegals who cut grass. What if I bought this mower, but still had Pedro cut the grass? Maybe then he’d have time to help with the flowers. But what if he hurt himself using the mower and then went to the emergency room? Pedro’s English is pretty good, but does he know how to say, “exhaust manifold burn”? Does he have insurance? Could Pedro be illegal? Life is so scary sometimes.