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The owner of this American flag wouldn’t tell us its exact location. “It’s near my Jesus cartoons, but that’s all I’ll say,” he says. If the Frist amendment, not to be confused with the First Amendment, passes, he worries Flag Protection Act goons will try to regulate his treatment of Old Glory. “I would never burn my flag,” he says. “I might curse voting for certain boneheaded senators in its presence, but I’d never set it on fire. Though with Sen. Frist constantly wrapping himself in the Stars and Stripes these days, I guess I can understand his concern.”

