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And you know what? I learned a thing or two about our local rock scene, things that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and then made me queasy because I had to accept having feelings. So here’s my festival recap, or six things that I realized once I spent a few nights drinking about 4 million beers beside you and your sweaty friends.
You exist. Yeah yeah yeah, I said I didn’t think people would turn out in full force to support local bands, and I was wrong. What of it? To be fair, let’s all admit we’ve been to show after underattended show in this town, and sometimes wonder what it’s gonna take to get people excited about the talent right here in our own backyard. Plus you rock fans are notoriously unreliable people. But by God, if you didn’t pull your Wiis out of your asses and make an appearance. According to Wilkins, the festival’s attendance was better than expected, though official headcounts weren’t in at press time. All I know is we saw packed clubs, booze flowing and good times being had, and I marveled each night as I saw new and old faces trickling in and out of clubs. I saw heads nod; I saw mouths sing along. Some of you even bought merch!
The bands really brought their A-game. When it was time to rock, you rocked. When it was time to charm, you charmed. No more shows that feel like we’re were watching you practice at your parents’ house. No, this time, you knew you had a captive audience, and you made it count. And it was a sweet victory to see Turncoats, Wax Fang, The Privates, The Clutters, Save Macauley, Kindergarten Circus and tons more cranking out the awesome when it mattered. Oh, and sorry, haters, but JEFF’s colon-vibrating set of dirty, dirty rock jams shook it up enough to spark an actual, honest-to-god mosh pit at The End Friday night. That’s right. A mosh pit. In Nashville!
Easy access, all access. I still maintain that quarantining the festival to the Rock Block or back at Mercy Lounge and Cannery Ballroom is the way to go, mostly because it was such a mini-SXSW blast to shuffle back and forth between the two clubs on different nights, check out the social scene, stop and chat with friends, and move in and out of the night with the buzz of being part of something larger than yourself. Come on, this is the age of the convenience store, one-stop shopping and the iPhone. Still, at every club I attended, the entry process was a breeze, staffs everywhere were on the ball and it was an overall hassle-free event. As a lazy person who wants rock shows to be low-key-core, it was so easy-breezy that I was able to keep showing up even as my hangover worsened.
Star power. Apparently 500 people showed up at Cannery for AutoVaughn, and elsewhere, indie labels had some of the best showcases of the festival. Infinity Cat’s and Grand Palace’s lineups at The End were top-tier and well-attended, and with a number of Theory 8 bands also playing the festival, it made the scene feel like an actual scene. Local bands, take note: going forward, you should be doing everything in your power to join forces with your fellow guys and gals to mimic these bills.