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Tazz Daddy at Limelight

Straight Poop

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By Sean L. Maloney

Published on November 25, 2009 at 3:40am

Dallas-based entertainer Tazz Daddy is a smart dude with a keen eye for social commentary—his recent blog post about Lil Wayne and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in blackface, was spot-on—but what we're really into are his poop jokes. Seriously, somebody needs to call the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences and get them to instate a special Grammy for excellence in scatological satire for “Toilet Seat Down,” his hilarious parody of Kanye West's pity party “Love Lock Down.” Or maybe they should give him an award for “Booty Stank,” cause with lines such as “Girl you’re funky, girl you smell, smell like you doo-doo'd on yourself” he's hitting closer to the heart (or bottom) of the zeitgeist than anything you're likely to see creep up the pop charts.
Fri., Nov. 27, 10 p.m., 2009