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By Caleb Hannan

Published on September 03, 2008 at 8:38am

They're called measurables. Things you can see with your eyes. Qualities that don't need explaining. Height. Weight. Speed. These are the attributes that get you noticed in college football.

It's the first of August. Vanderbilt's first practice. A low, late-afternoon sun sits under the tree line, gone but not forgotten as the last remnants of day cast resplendent against a sea of gold helmets. Split between two practice fields are a dozen roving units, bureaucratic packs of position players and the men assigned to lead them.

Offense in white. Defense in black. Coaches in wide-brimmed hats and tube socks pulled taut to midcalf. Everyone in mesh of some kind. All moving to the hurried cadence of shrieked commands.

"10-2 steps!" "Shade left!" "How many fucking times do I have to tell you, put your hands up!"

And always, always the sound of a ball being snapped.

"Hut!"

"Hut!"

"Hut!"

In the middle of the field are the linebackers. The quarterbacks of the defense. Ringed around their coach they form an ascending staircase. On the far end stands the tallest. Number 49. Sophomore John Stokes.

Instructions are given and the drill begins. Each player squares himself, knees bent and hands out, in front of a hitting pad held at arms length by the coach. At "Go!" the player reaches out and grabs the dummy, holding it for a second to simulate engaging with a blocker. Then the player bursts past the coach with an exaggerated uppercut, an explosive motion meant to break the blocker's grip.

In the time it takes to blink, Stokes is past his coach and on his way to the imaginary ball carrier, a 6-foot-5 blur ready to deliver a breath-stopping punishment.

Off to the side, a decidedly less athletic group leans against a tackling sled. Practice isn't open to the public. These men are press—except for one, a self-described Friend of the Program. He's been watching Vandy since 1945.

"With Vanderbilt football, you used to have guys who couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time," the man says. "You don't see that anymore."

Stokes is the embodiment of that thesis. Smart enough to go anywhere, talented enough to play anywhere, he's the highest rated prospect ever to enroll. The blue-chipper Vanderbilt never could land. The kid with all the measurables. If you're a 230-pound, 4.7-40-running kid from Memphis, chances are you'll wind up singing Rocky Top in Knoxville. If you get a 1530 on your SATs, you're more likely headed for Stanford, the Harvard of the Left Coast.

But a string of big victories and near-breakthrough seasons has changed the way Vanderbilt is perceived. The Commodores are no longer a doormat. They've reached that rarified air of teams that might actually pull out a conference victory every now and again. And with higher expectations have come prospects like Stokes. The recruits coming to Nashville today are bigger, faster and stronger. The end of The Drought—25 years without a winning season—now seems at least within view.

But the one, most important thing, about Vanderbilt hasn't changed. It still plays in the Southeastern Conference, which is no place for an egghead school to call home.

In whatever direction you look, it's clear that college football's most competitive conference is the SEC. It features the past two national champions, nearly half of the preseason Top 10, and is home to the No. 1 ranked recruiting class in the country.

"I don't ever remember a time when the SEC was this deep and this balanced," says Chris Low, a writer for ESPN.com. "It's the closest thing to professional football in the country."

Vandy's fight with these Goliaths begins during recruiting season, when the Commodores are working with the smallest slingshot. Four of the six biggest recruiting budgets in the country belong to SEC teams. The nation's No. 1 spender, the University of Tennessee, sets aside $1.3 million for football recruiting alone. That's nearly double Vandy's budget for all sports. While Vandy coaches fly business class, Vols emissaries face a less taxing predicament. The school recently made news when it announced that it was trying to cut down on expenses. Among the suggestions: doubling up on flights so assistant coaches might have to share their chartered jets in the future.

Even if Vandy could go living room to living room with the likes of Tennessee, it still has the problem of taking that whole "student-athlete" thing literally. The Athens of the South's academic jewel is the only SEC program to use the same admissions standards for students and athletes alike. So while the rest of the league can recruit pretty much anyone who can read—and even that's not a concrete requirement—Vandy must troll from the rather shallow pool of bruisers with brains.

While a Florida recruit with a 3.0 GPA only has to score 620 on his SATs, Vandy's must measure up to something closer to the 3.5/1300 minimums it requires of all applicants, even the ones who can't pancake a 300-pound lineman. And those select athletes don't always make their way to Nashville.

Two years ago, Vandy was on the short list for Anthony Castanzo, a promising offensive lineman from a Virginia military academy. Castanzo had the grades and wanted to enroll before the end of the spring semester. But midyear transfers aren't allowed for any Vandy student, star athlete or not. Castanzo found a school that would take him early. He ended up at Boston College, where he started as a freshman last year for a nationally ranked team, protecting quarterback Matt Ryan, the No. 3 pick in the NFL Draft.

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