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Published on August 23, 2007

A message from John Q. Bureaucrat, Office of Poor Pole Planning: “Bend over, Murphy Road homeowners. We’re whipping out our 95-foot poles. Yeah, just like Sharondale Drive and 12 South, you love the big ones. You want us to go deeper into your yard. Best of all, these new poles are rusty for your pleasure. Talk dirty to us. Say, ‘screw our neighborhood.’ You acted all hot and bothered when John Summers tried to get a quickie overlay, but his backdoor fumblings left you cold and distracted. They say size isn’t everything, but we know you beg to differ.”